God’s opinion of the pig, and other matters, has revealed innumerable vital truths; but collectively, as humans, we can not agree for certain exactly what they are.
In my more philosophical moments I consider how thoughtful it was of God to give us his opinion of the pig. But what a pity he failed to be equally specific about some of the more contentious questions which have been argued over, and not infrequently killed over, year after year after year…
the Porcine Oracle