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Piggy banks have a powerful force that holds our financial assets tightly to their hearts. The smiling little pig banks look at us as if saying, “do you really want to do this?” when we approach them for some legal tenderness. We must persuade them patiently, like a precious lover, so that they will unselfishly bestow their shiny silver pleasures to our slow caress. Any other way, and we destroy their hearts forever… Damn pigs.
the Porcine Oracle
Additional information:
- “Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.” – Spike Milligan.
- Piggy bank at Encyclopedia.com and Wikipedia.org
- Financial Woes? There’s a pig for that! – The trusted financial tool of generations of children the world over, piggy banks are being re-considered by millions as a savings tool.
- Smarty Pig – an online piggy bank for people saving for specific financial goals.
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Absolutely brilliant disclaimer! I am helpless with laughter. Thank you.
Thanks, Donald. I wanted to have a spoof disclaimer for the whole site for sometime – just never got it finished. I decided this post was the correct time. I dug out my notes and adapted some of what I had started for a financial perspective.