Pondering hog heaven

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

Melvin Eric Lungrin

Additional information:

Today is my birthday and this post is self-indulgently pig free… Just some stuff I’ve learned in my (59) years on this earth:

• It doesn’t matter if the glass is half full or half empty, I’m still gonna’ drink what’s in it through a crazy straw.
• When I’m down, I think of life as a glass of beer. No, wait. Actually, I just think of a glass of beer… That always makes me feel better better.
• Forgetfulness is only a charming characteristic when it results in nudity.
• I bought a really comfortable folding chair and a six-pack cooler with a shoulder strap ’cause every day the world descends further into chaos, and it is only going to keep getting harder to find a good spot to watch from.
• The sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch up.
• Forget what the cookbooks say, plain yogurt tastes nothing like sour cream.
• I am repeatedly and unavoidably being detained by the world, so expect me when you see me.

A special “THANK YOU” to my wife, Sharon, my daughter, my son, both their terrific families and all my friends for making this life far better than I probably deserve.

Love,
    DAN