Brady, Edwin James

Australia, (1869-1952)

X. The Whaler’s Pig.

  1. WE shipped him at the Sandwich Isles—
  2. ‘Fore God, he’s mostly nose!
  3. We’ve fetched him full eight thousand miles
  4. To fatten in the floes.
  5.  
  6. The Arctic wind may whistle down
  7. The ice-strewn Okhart Sea;
  8. Our “passenger” don’t care a darn—
  9. A whaler’s pig is he.
  10.  
  11. The blubber which the brute devours,
  12. Hard fruit of our harpoon,
  13. He merely holds in trust; ‘t is ours—
  14. Fresh pork! God send it soon!
  15.  
  16. Now, when her sloppy deck’s amuck
  17. With stale cetacean spoil,
  18. The glutton wallows in the ruck,
  19. An alderman a-drip with oil.
  20.  
  21. When from the crow’s-nest rings the shout
  22. Clear-echoed. “There she blows!”
  23. “Jeff Davis” lifts his grizzled snout
  24. To let us know he knows.
  25.  
  26. The white ash-blades drop down and rise;
  27. The royal chase begins;
  28. He watches with his wicked eyes,
  29. And multiplies his sins.
  30.  
  31. With critic squint he stands betide
  32. The harpooner prepares;
  33. And if the erring steel goes wide
  34. In swinish tongue he swears!
  35. (Great Heavens! how he swears!)
  36.  
  37. But when we strike her good and fair,
  38. Before the line runs hot,
  39. He’ll lift a hoarse hog-cheer out there
  40. With all the strength he’s got;
  41.  
  42. And when he sees the steerer take
  43. The bold boat-header’s place,
  44. A gourmand smile will slowly break
  45. Like sunrise round his face.
  46.  
  47. Around the loggerhead the line
  48. Grows taut as taut may be—
  49. Three turns to hang your life and mine
  50. High o’er Eternity!
  51.  
  52. Who thinks of that? Not I, not you,
  53. Not he who most complains,
  54. When leaping fire the blood swirls through
  55. Our thumping hearts and veins.
  56.  
  57. ‘T is “Fast she is!” … “Now! .. Let her go!”
  58. Our college stroke-oar yells;
  59. This hour is worth a life to know;
  60. ‘T is now the savage tells.
  61.  
  62. They maybe shared (ere progress rose)
  63. Who sired first earls and dukes,
  64. A kindred ecstacy with those
  65. Who dodge a fighter’s flukes.
  66.  
  67. So felt our simian sires who tied
  68. Their sheet-o’-bark canoes
  69. To some grim mosasaur’s tough hide,
  70. With only life to lose.
  71.  
  72. But this Kanaka hog will see
  73. The whetted lance succeed;
  74. Glad epicure, he grunts in glee,
  75. Foreknowledged of his feed.
  76.  
  77. Thus will his belly teach his tongue
  78. What eloquence it may
  79. (Some noble songs by poets sung
  80. Have been inspired that way).
  81.  
  82. So will he squeal approval when
  83. Our six-hour fight is done.
  84. And lord it bravely in his pen
  85. O’er quarry chased and won.
  86.  
  87. So will he join the chanty free
  88. That echoes as she tows
  89. To bring his porcine jubilee
  90. And glad his adipose.
  91.  
  92. It is not clean nor nice of taste,
  93. This episode of trade,
  94. That lurches with indecent haste
  95. Towards the blubber spade.
  96.  
  97. Yet still we know that man made sail,
  98. Invented rig on rig,
  99. And God Almighty made the whale
  100. That feeds the whaler’s pig.
  101.  
  102. This sorry beast which might have drowned,
  103. As hogs and humans can,
  104. He also made, so runs the round,
  105. To feed the whaler-man.
  106.  
  107. The whaler-man will get his “lay,”
  108. The whaler’s pig his share—
  109. First whale, then pig, then man. Some day
  110. The worm will make it square!

E. J. Brady. The Ways of Many Waters. Sydney: Bulletin Newspaper Company (1899).

About the Poet:

E. J. (Edwin James) Brady (1869-1952) was an Australian poet, journalist and farmer. Born in New South Wales, Brady was educated both in the United States and Sydney.

Brary edited both rural and city newspapers for much of his life. In 1909, He established a writers’ and artists’ colony at Mallacoota. He continued to live there until his death in 1952 at the age of 83.

A passionate nationalist, Brady achieved his greatest fame with his book Australia Unlimited, a bestseller from its appearance in 1918, which urged dramatic increases in the national population. [DES-05/15]

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