Australia, (1869-1952)
X. The Whaler’s Pig.
- WE shipped him at the Sandwich Isles—
- ‘Fore God, he’s mostly nose!
- We’ve fetched him full eight thousand miles
- To fatten in the floes.
- The Arctic wind may whistle down
- The ice-strewn Okhart Sea;
- Our “passenger” don’t care a darn—
- A whaler’s pig is he.
- The blubber which the brute devours,
- Hard fruit of our harpoon,
- He merely holds in trust; ‘t is ours—
- Fresh pork! God send it soon!
- Now, when her sloppy deck’s amuck
- With stale cetacean spoil,
- The glutton wallows in the ruck,
- An alderman a-drip with oil.
- When from the crow’s-nest rings the shout
- Clear-echoed. “There she blows!”
- “Jeff Davis” lifts his grizzled snout
- To let us know he knows.
- The white ash-blades drop down and rise;
- The royal chase begins;
- He watches with his wicked eyes,
- And multiplies his sins.
- With critic squint he stands betide
- The harpooner prepares;
- And if the erring steel goes wide
- In swinish tongue he swears!
- (Great Heavens! how he swears!)
- But when we strike her good and fair,
- Before the line runs hot,
- He’ll lift a hoarse hog-cheer out there
- With all the strength he’s got;
- And when he sees the steerer take
- The bold boat-header’s place,
- A gourmand smile will slowly break
- Like sunrise round his face.
- Around the loggerhead the line
- Grows taut as taut may be—
- Three turns to hang your life and mine
- High o’er Eternity!
- Who thinks of that? Not I, not you,
- Not he who most complains,
- When leaping fire the blood swirls through
- Our thumping hearts and veins.
- ‘T is “Fast she is!” … “Now! .. Let her go!”
- Our college stroke-oar yells;
- This hour is worth a life to know;
- ‘T is now the savage tells.
- They maybe shared (ere progress rose)
- Who sired first earls and dukes,
- A kindred ecstacy with those
- Who dodge a fighter’s flukes.
- So felt our simian sires who tied
- Their sheet-o’-bark canoes
- To some grim mosasaur’s tough hide,
- With only life to lose.
- But this Kanaka hog will see
- The whetted lance succeed;
- Glad epicure, he grunts in glee,
- Foreknowledged of his feed.
- Thus will his belly teach his tongue
- What eloquence it may
- (Some noble songs by poets sung
- Have been inspired that way).
- So will he squeal approval when
- Our six-hour fight is done.
- And lord it bravely in his pen
- O’er quarry chased and won.
- So will he join the chanty free
- That echoes as she tows
- To bring his porcine jubilee
- And glad his adipose.
- It is not clean nor nice of taste,
- This episode of trade,
- That lurches with indecent haste
- Towards the blubber spade.
- Yet still we know that man made sail,
- Invented rig on rig,
- And God Almighty made the whale
- That feeds the whaler’s pig.
- This sorry beast which might have drowned,
- As hogs and humans can,
- He also made, so runs the round,
- To feed the whaler-man.
- The whaler-man will get his “lay,”
- The whaler’s pig his share—
- First whale, then pig, then man. Some day
- The worm will make it square!
E. J. Brady. The Ways of Many Waters. Sydney: Bulletin Newspaper Company (1899).
About the Poet:
E. J. (Edwin James) Brady (1869-1952) was an Australian poet, journalist and farmer. Born in New South Wales, Brady was educated both in the United States and Sydney.
Brary edited both rural and city newspapers for much of his life. In 1909, He established a writers’ and artists’ colony at Mallacoota. He continued to live there until his death in 1952 at the age of 83.
A passionate nationalist, Brady achieved his greatest fame with his book Australia Unlimited, a bestseller from its appearance in 1918, which urged dramatic increases in the national population. [DES-05/15]