Ireland/Canada, (b. 1963)
The Bacon Company of Ireland
- Ramps, double-decked trucks, stink, lights,
- shouts, kicks, electric prods, coconuts,
- the workmen’s high calypso as pigs run,
- speed croquet over piss-shellacked,
- shit-plastered floors, gully and drain scored.
- Inside, no messing in mess, the point
- driven home, mallet or stun guns sets
- each one staggering, a modern dance
- to the skull’s high pitch—don’t we know
- that they are as intelligent as us?
- Orchestral machinery kicks in. The
- conveyor belt’s dangling clefs, a score
- into which their hoofs are hooked.
- Hoisted, they perform one leg
- inverted ballet that turns to opera
- that turns again into modern dance
- (the classical forms will not contain)
- as they flex, wriggle, twist, gyrate
- all the way to the conductor,
- whose shiny baton slashes.
- Plashing then like sustained applause
- each is conveyed to the fiery furnace
- (think Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego
- without a collective agreement)
- to have golden bristles singed away.
- Think of mother starting up a fry,
- while at the same time trying to style her hair,
- while trying to get the kids out of bed—
- now the children, passing slit-eyed
- along the hallway, their lips curled in a smile,
- their bodies limp as if they are still
- in the deepest sleep, untroubled by
- the shrieks that come from far away
- (and that have always lived in dreams),
- as they pass one-by-one into a room
- of stainless steel and shining white tile.
The Pig Narrative
- How could he remember; how could he forget,
- his stock that had fattened on little but lies,
- his stock that would never make it to market.
- And how they might have, had he heeded advice,
- had he listened to sense: to be both drawer
- and drawee, they said, will earn only disgrace.
- Who should he blame; should he blame his mother
- who could not only conceive and bring
- a child to term but raise it without a father?
- What a mess, and now all his scheming
- would not bring oysters, would not bring bacon.
- But then, wasn’t that the nature of dreaming.
- The thing must be bought without inspection;
- you must be one caught in the middle
- between ironical disbelief and pious devotion,
- conniving with mantras of please the pigs:
- Oh Lord, abrade my will to finest sand,
- search out my pride, blast my parts to slag,
- send me as ballast to Van Diemen’s Land;
- en route let me double as litter for dogs
- they are shipping to hunt the great wild
- boar, first brought by Captain Cook. Mr. Boggs,
- the First Mate, spends the whole time shaving
- and rubbing oil into his muscled legs,
- or leaning over the starboard railing fishing
- for long snouted fish he calls wrasses and grunts;
- these he barbecues on deck before washing
- them down with home-brew lager. He wants,
- he says, only to retire and grow pig face–
- as if saying this makes him seem less ignorant.
- I would have read his ignorance as disguise
- had I known the morning we ran aground
- that we were not lost but in the right place
- and that there was nothing sinister or underhand
- about it. Imagination is not navigation,
- and Pig Island will serve as Van Diemen’s Land;
- a place between disbelief and devotion;
- a place where we carve out a language
- some will call nonsense, a devolution;
- a place whose modus operandi is as much
- to confound as enlighten; a place where
- there is no poverty at all in being rich;
- a curious place where it’s winter in summer;
- where horses gallop and jump, without
- ever bringing their four legs together.
- Mother, before when I blamed without doubt,
- I now can only doubt why I blamed
- and by this curious path walk into the light
- of your presence again, the frightful calm
- that trailed about you like the fragrance
- of the arum lily. To remember this is a balm,
- which is a curse, because I remember that once
- to cure a melancholy, on which I had fed
- to bursting– my belly blue white as a louse–
- you laid your hand on the top of my head.
- It was August; you wore a summer dress
- the colour of a hog, or hickory nut,
- which afterwards bore the imprint of my face.
- There, there you said. There, there, my pet.
- Never repeat yourself. That’s my advice.
- Remember there’s virtue in learning to forget.
Pig Lyric
- The news made him bleed like a stuck pig.
- He had thought himself in pig,
- about to drive his pigs to market,
- from which he’d return on the pig’s back,
- nibbling pig in a blanket.
- But he had made a pig’s ear of it
- by drawing pig on pork,
- and now it was back to pig in the middle,
- between please the pigs
- and pigs might fly,
- between pig in a poke
- and in a pig’s eye.
About the Poet:
Patrick Warner (b. 1963) is a Canadian poet who emigrated from Claremorris in County Mayo, Ireland to Newfoundland in 1980.
Warner has published three collections of poetry: All Manner of Misunderstanding (2001), There, There (2005) and Mole (2009). He has twice won the E.J. Pratt Poetry Prize. In 2011 Warner published a novel, Double Talk.
Warner currently makes his living as the Rare Books, Archives and Special Collections Librarian for at the Queen Elizabeth II Library, Memorial University of Newfoundland. He is married to Rochelle Baker, an artist and children’s book illustrator and lives in St. John’s, Newfoundland. [DES-07/14]
Additional information:
- Mole by Patrick Warner
- The Birchy Maid by Robin McGrath and illustrator Rochelle Baker