England, (1934-2004)
Pig pig
In 1386, the tribunal of Falaise sentenced a sow to be mangled and maimed in the head and forelegs, and then to be hanged, for having torn the face and arms of a child and thus caused its death … As if to make the travesty of justice complete, the sow was dressed in man’s clothes and executed on the public square near the city hall at an expense to the state of ten sous and ten deniers, besides a pair of gloves to the hangman.
— E. P. Evans: The Criminal Prosecution & Capital Punishment of Animals
- I
- Hefty, she was, that beast.
- Sunned herself in the crust
- of cruds she had lain in.
- She was blacker than sin.
- She dabbled her great crotch
- in swill. If you would scratch
- her with a bit of stick
- you’d picked out of the muck,
- she would grin like a slut.
- She slobbered on the gate
- her wench’s gratitude
- for apples. She was lewd
- for putrid meat; crunched rough
- splinters from a slate trough;
- had a go at iron. She
- was a whore, couldn’t be
- satisfied. We served her
- with an old, borrowed boar.
- He had to be dragged back
- like hot dung on a truck.
- II
- Pigs are things. In Falaise
- we esteem our horses.
- Being proud, noble men
- we prefer to be known
- for our stables, not for
- sour sties we would rather
- hide from the off-comer.
- In that stinking summer
- I left a lass to feed
- my swine. I had to ride
- to the fair with a string
- of thoroughbreds. Yearling
- colts I’m famous for – ask
- any man if I’d risk
- a good reputation
- palming off a dud ‘un.
- Prices fetched high that year.
- Due to some foreign war
- even your knock-kneed gelding
- weighed his worth in gold.
- III
- I sold, had a skinful
- of the best brewer’s ale,
- then headed out of town
- astride my stallion.
- One of the lads it was
- found me in the bushes.
- He’d come from mucking-out
- and, by God, he smelt it.
- But he hadn’t the reek
- of horse-dung. On his cheek
- was a filthy sow-smear,
- wet with a big soft tear.
- I got up and whipped him
- for saying I should come
- back quick. He found my purse
- and whistled in my horse.
- Again I larruped him,
- the lout. Then he said some-
- thing about his sister,
- dead. I dawdled faster.
- IV
- The brat was on a board,
- her bits. The sow had gnawed
- her face from her ringlets.
- I’d seen sows break piglets –
- runts of their abundance –
- and swallow them. What chance
- could a soft-boned child have
- with jaws a man can’t move
- once they clamp? Someone had
- bound the stump arms with bed-
- linen ripped into strips.
- The feet, gaunt as stirrups,
- were bare, the batwing skin
- left untorn. I drank down
- a stoup of cider while
- they simmered camomile
- to make the corpse smell sweet.
- She’d not an ounce of fat
- on her. I saw quite plain
- something had to be done.
- V
- Not that it was my fault,
- mind. Peasants worth their salt
- know better than allow
- kids inside with a sow.
- When she’d done bawling I
- fetched the mother to my
- house. She stank in her rags,
- that hag treading my rugs.
- She meant bother. She could
- not stop the stable-lad
- from gabbing in the pub,
- she said. I let her sob
- when I offered money,
- felt tender for her. She
- had, after all, been a nice
- bit of jus primae noctis.
- I’d see to it, I said.
- She clawed her tangled head.
- I couldn’t see how, yet
- I said I’d see to it.
- VI
- In her sty sprawled my sow-
- murderess. I heard low
- grunts as she permitted
- suck. In the sun she bled
- gently from a bludgeon gash.
- She’d been given one
- hard across her poor old neck
- with a blunted mattock.
- Her litter swarmed on her
- like lice on a scalp. Where
- blood was she let them lick.
- A pair of nipples stuck
- out spare, like pinnacles.
- Stout iron manacles
- bit deep in her trotters.
- Troubled by flies she was.
- She lay helpless as scum
- in a dungeon. They’d come
- and chained their prisoner.
- I felt angry for her.
- VII
- Ugly-mouthed and quiet
- the men-folk stood about,
- grim with clubs. I saw they
- wished an eye for an eye.
- Moment upon moment
- they stood about, silent.
- Their dumbness spoke of death,
- of a tooth for a tooth.
- With meekness they behaved.
- Not a one would have dared
- to murmur a word or
- walk to the pigsty door.
- The sow moaned from her pain
- like a cancered woman.
- I told them to go home.
- I’d see them right, I told them.
- Sunlight slammed on the dung
- between us. The men hung
- bare heads. Their cowardice
- fattened on my promise.
- VIII
- When they buried the kid,
- I processed at the head
- of the cortege. If I’d
- not been at that graveside,
- things might have turned bad. My
- tribute was a lily-
- wreath, the biggest of all.
- The mother seem grateful.
- It was I let the box
- nice and slow to the sixfoot
- hole, was I let drop
- a clod onto the cheap
- wood lid. Then it was I
- that led them solemnly
- by the chain of their grief
- to my welcoming roof.
- I that threw wide the door.
- I that spoke of the Law.
- I that called upon God
- to exact blood for blood.
- IX
- I found a precedent:
- a bullock had been sent
- mangled to the scaffold
- for murdering a child.
- Unravelling the Latin,
- I knew it could be done:
- the family would attest
- and I’d see to the rest.
- I hired the village thug
- to guard the convict pig.
- He fed her bread, not swill.
- The parish got the bill.
- I called in Maitre Jehan,
- my boozing companion,
- to prosecute. Some sense-
- less lush got the defence.
- We booked the city hall
- for the day of the trial.
- Judge Rouge, swigging my wine,
- appointed me hangman.
- X
- With all due reverence
- the oafs gave evidence
- on the day. In the dock
- my sow slithered in muck.
- Once she managed to drag
- her bulk up like a lag
- and lean over. Laugh!
- It was farce, right enough.
- But we played it serious:
- only let po-faces
- slacken for Rouge’s jokes.
- We wanted no mistakes
- at this stage of the game.
- The court-room was a slum
- of roughs turning ugly
- looks on the likes of me.
- Jehan pitched it good and strong
- though, and nothing went wrong.
- The sow was found guilty
- of eating flesh on a Friday.
- XI
- Mangle and hang the sow,
- old Rouge said: Do it now.
- I was aproned, masked and gloved.
- This was the bit I loved.
- God, it was Hell’s delight.
- I got that chained-up brute
- again and again in
- the limbs. Cracking the spine
- was like splitting a flint
- with a grubber. I bent
- a great crowbar on her,
- smashing her to rubber,
- let the wet brain slop out
- like spawn in a bucket.
- Slut, I was thinking, slut,
- by Christ don’t you love it.
- What really pricked me on
- was having that whoreson
- rabble agog as I
- did that thing in a sty.
- XII
- After I’d had enough,
- somehow they prized me off
- her cadaver. They dressed
- it up, at my request,
- in clothes I provided:
- shirt and breeches of red
- velveteen, my best grey
- bonnet of soft corduroy.
- They sat it on a cart
- with me up beside it.
- Garlanded, we were hauled
- in style to the scaffold.
- We had to take a winch
- to that heap of a wench;
- with ropes round her armpits
- we raised her hundredweights.
- She dripped like a vast bag
- of fruit on a licking dog.
- The mob cheered. I could see
- they pretended she was me.
- XIII
- The carcass (hangman’s perks)
- was mine. I cut some hunks
- of offal for the kites,
- butchered the rest as joints
- for salting down. I ate
- well all that winter. It
- had been a good day’s work
- when that sow became pork.
- We had some fun. I got
- some good gloves out of it.
- It was the parish paid
- the profits my cronies made.
- Even the peasants did
- well – one less mouth to feed.
- And my fame got around.
- In all France you’ll not find
- a richer ranch than mine.
- I can die a happy man,
- knowing how justice was seen
- through me to have been done.
About the Poet:
Edward Joseph “Ted” Walker, England, (1934-2004), was a poet, short story writer, journalist, broadcaster, dramatist and educator. Walker explored poetry as a young student at Steyning Grammar School, where he co-founded a poetry magazine called Priapus (1967-1990) with fellow poet John Cotton.
During his career he was the Head of Modern Language at a school in Bognor Regis (1963-1965), he then went on to become a Professor of Creative Writing at New England College (1971–92), an American liberal arts academy that had a British campus in West Sussex.
Walker completed eight books of poetry and two each books of short stories, autobiographies and children’s books, as well as a travel book on Spain. [DES-12/21]
From the Porkopolis Archive:
- John Cotton (1925-2003), British poet and co-founder with Walker of the poetry magazine Priapus (1967-1990).