Walker, Ted

England, (1934-2004)

Pig pig

In 1386, the tribunal of Falaise sentenced a sow to be mangled and maimed in the head and forelegs, and then to be hanged, for having torn the face and arms of a child and thus caused its death … As if to make the travesty of justice complete, the sow was dressed in man’s clothes and executed on the public square near the city hall at an expense to the state of ten sous and ten deniers, besides a pair of gloves to the hangman.
E. P. Evans: The Criminal Prosecution & Capital Punishment of Animals

  1. I
  2. Hefty, she was, that beast.
  3. Sunned herself in the crust
  4. of cruds she had lain in.
  5. She was blacker than sin.
  6.  
  7. She dabbled her great crotch
  8. in swill. If you would scratch
  9. her with a bit of stick
  10. you’d picked out of the muck,
  11.  
  12. she would grin like a slut.
  13. She slobbered on the gate
  14. her wench’s gratitude
  15. for apples. She was lewd
  16.  
  17. for putrid meat; crunched rough
  18. splinters from a slate trough;
  19. had a go at iron. She
  20. was a whore, couldn’t be
  21.  
  22. satisfied. We served her
  23. with an old, borrowed boar.
  24. He had to be dragged back
  25. like hot dung on a truck.
  26.  
  27. II
  28. Pigs are things. In Falaise
  29. we esteem our horses.
  30. Being proud, noble men
  31. we prefer to be known
  32.  
  33. for our stables, not for
  34. sour sties we would rather
  35. hide from the off-comer.
  36. In that stinking summer
  37.  
  38. I left a lass to feed
  39. my swine. I had to ride
  40. to the fair with a string
  41. of thoroughbreds. Yearling
  42.  
  43. colts I’m famous for – ask
  44. any man if I’d risk
  45. a good reputation
  46. palming off a dud ‘un.
  47.  
  48. Prices fetched high that year.
  49. Due to some foreign war
  50. even your knock-kneed gelding
  51. weighed his worth in gold.
  52.  
  53. III
  54. I sold, had a skinful
  55. of the best brewer’s ale,
  56. then headed out of town
  57. astride my stallion.
  58.  
  59. One of the lads it was
  60. found me in the bushes.
  61. He’d come from mucking-out
  62. and, by God, he smelt it.
  63.  
  64. But he hadn’t the reek
  65. of horse-dung. On his cheek
  66. was a filthy sow-smear,
  67. wet with a big soft tear.
  68.  
  69. I got up and whipped him
  70. for saying I should come
  71. back quick. He found my purse
  72. and whistled in my horse.
  73.  
  74. Again I larruped him,
  75. the lout. Then he said some-
  76. thing about his sister,
  77. dead. I dawdled faster.
  78.  
  79. IV
  80. The brat was on a board,
  81. her bits. The sow had gnawed
  82. her face from her ringlets.
  83. I’d seen sows break piglets –
  84.  
  85. runts of their abundance –
  86. and swallow them. What chance
  87. could a soft-boned child have
  88. with jaws a man can’t move
  89.  
  90. once they clamp? Someone had
  91. bound the stump arms with bed-
  92. linen ripped into strips.
  93. The feet, gaunt as stirrups,
  94.  
  95. were bare, the batwing skin
  96. left untorn. I drank down
  97. a stoup of cider while
  98. they simmered camomile
  99.  
  100. to make the corpse smell sweet.
  101. She’d not an ounce of fat
  102. on her. I saw quite plain
  103. something had to be done.
  104.  
  105. V
  106. Not that it was my fault,
  107. mind. Peasants worth their salt
  108. know better than allow
  109. kids inside with a sow.
  110.  
  111. When she’d done bawling I
  112. fetched the mother to my
  113. house. She stank in her rags,
  114. that hag treading my rugs.
  115.  
  116. She meant bother. She could
  117. not stop the stable-lad
  118. from gabbing in the pub,
  119. she said. I let her sob
  120.  
  121. when I offered money,
  122. felt tender for her. She
  123. had, after all, been a nice
  124. bit of jus primae noctis.
  125.  
  126. I’d see to it, I said.
  127. She clawed her tangled head.
  128. I couldn’t see how, yet
  129. I said I’d see to it.
  130.  
  131. VI
  132. In her sty sprawled my sow-
  133. murderess. I heard low
  134. grunts as she permitted
  135. suck. In the sun she bled
  136.  
  137. gently from a bludgeon gash.
  138. She’d been given one
  139. hard across her poor old neck
  140. with a blunted mattock.
  141.  
  142. Her litter swarmed on her
  143. like lice on a scalp. Where
  144. blood was she let them lick.
  145. A pair of nipples stuck
  146.  
  147. out spare, like pinnacles.
  148. Stout iron manacles
  149. bit deep in her trotters.
  150. Troubled by flies she was.
  151.  
  152. She lay helpless as scum
  153. in a dungeon. They’d come
  154. and chained their prisoner.
  155. I felt angry for her.
  156.  
  157. VII
  158. Ugly-mouthed and quiet
  159. the men-folk stood about,
  160. grim with clubs. I saw they
  161. wished an eye for an eye.
  162.  
  163. Moment upon moment
  164. they stood about, silent.
  165. Their dumbness spoke of death,
  166. of a tooth for a tooth.
  167.  
  168. With meekness they behaved.
  169. Not a one would have dared
  170. to murmur a word or
  171. walk to the pigsty door.
  172.  
  173. The sow moaned from her pain
  174. like a cancered woman.
  175. I told them to go home.
  176. I’d see them right, I told them.
  177.  
  178. Sunlight slammed on the dung
  179. between us. The men hung
  180. bare heads. Their cowardice
  181. fattened on my promise.
  182.  
  183. VIII
  184. When they buried the kid,
  185. I processed at the head
  186. of the cortege. If I’d
  187. not been at that graveside,
  188.  
  189. things might have turned bad. My
  190. tribute was a lily-
  191. wreath, the biggest of all.
  192. The mother seem grateful.
  193.  
  194. It was I let the box
  195. nice and slow to the sixfoot
  196. hole, was I let drop
  197. a clod onto the cheap
  198.  
  199. wood lid. Then it was I
  200. that led them solemnly
  201. by the chain of their grief
  202. to my welcoming roof.
  203.  
  204. I that threw wide the door.
  205. I that spoke of the Law.
  206. I that called upon God
  207. to exact blood for blood.
  208.  
  209. IX
  210. I found a precedent:
  211. a bullock had been sent
  212. mangled to the scaffold
  213. for murdering a child.
  214.  
  215. Unravelling the Latin,
  216. I knew it could be done:
  217. the family would attest
  218. and I’d see to the rest.
  219.  
  220. I hired the village thug
  221. to guard the convict pig.
  222. He fed her bread, not swill.
  223. The parish got the bill.
  224.  
  225. I called in Maitre Jehan,
  226. my boozing companion,
  227. to prosecute. Some sense-
  228. less lush got the defence.
  229.  
  230. We booked the city hall
  231. for the day of the trial.
  232. Judge Rouge, swigging my wine,
  233. appointed me hangman.
  234.  
  235. X
  236. With all due reverence
  237. the oafs gave evidence
  238. on the day. In the dock
  239. my sow slithered in muck.
  240.  
  241. Once she managed to drag
  242. her bulk up like a lag
  243. and lean over. Laugh!
  244. It was farce, right enough.
  245.  
  246. But we played it serious:
  247. only let po-faces
  248. slacken for Rouge’s jokes.
  249. We wanted no mistakes
  250.  
  251. at this stage of the game.
  252. The court-room was a slum
  253. of roughs turning ugly
  254. looks on the likes of me.
  255.  
  256. Jehan pitched it good and strong
  257. though, and nothing went wrong.
  258. The sow was found guilty
  259. of eating flesh on a Friday.
  260.  
  261. XI
  262. Mangle and hang the sow,
  263. old Rouge said: Do it now.
  264. I was aproned, masked and gloved.
  265. This was the bit I loved.
  266.  
  267. God, it was Hell’s delight.
  268. I got that chained-up brute
  269. again and again in
  270. the limbs. Cracking the spine
  271.  
  272. was like splitting a flint
  273. with a grubber. I bent
  274. a great crowbar on her,
  275. smashing her to rubber,
  276.  
  277. let the wet brain slop out
  278. like spawn in a bucket.
  279. Slut, I was thinking, slut,
  280. by Christ don’t you love it.
  281.  
  282. What really pricked me on
  283. was having that whoreson
  284. rabble agog as I
  285. did that thing in a sty.
  286.  
  287. XII
  288. After I’d had enough,
  289. somehow they prized me off
  290. her cadaver. They dressed
  291. it up, at my request,
  292.  
  293. in clothes I provided:
  294. shirt and breeches of red
  295. velveteen, my best grey
  296. bonnet of soft corduroy.
  297.  
  298. They sat it on a cart
  299. with me up beside it.
  300. Garlanded, we were hauled
  301. in style to the scaffold.
  302.  
  303. We had to take a winch
  304. to that heap of a wench;
  305. with ropes round her armpits
  306. we raised her hundredweights.
  307.  
  308. She dripped like a vast bag
  309. of fruit on a licking dog.
  310. The mob cheered. I could see
  311. they pretended she was me.
  312.  
  313. XIII
  314. The carcass (hangman’s perks)
  315. was mine. I cut some hunks
  316. of offal for the kites,
  317. butchered the rest as joints
  318.  
  319. for salting down. I ate
  320. well all that winter. It
  321. had been a good day’s work
  322. when that sow became pork.
  323.  
  324. We had some fun. I got
  325. some good gloves out of it.
  326. It was the parish paid
  327. the profits my cronies made.
  328.  
  329. Even the peasants did
  330. well – one less mouth to feed.
  331. And my fame got around.
  332. In all France you’ll not find
  333.  
  334. a richer ranch than mine.
  335. I can die a happy man,
  336. knowing how justice was seen
  337. through me to have been done.

© Ted Walker. Gloves to the Hangman: Poems 1969-72. London: Jonathan Cape Ltd. (1973).

About the Poet:

Edward Joseph “Ted” Walker, England, (1934-2004), was a poet, short story writer, journalist, broadcaster, dramatist and educator. Walker explored poetry as a young student at Steyning Grammar School, where he co-founded a poetry magazine called Priapus (1967-1990) with fellow poet John Cotton.

During his career he was the Head of Modern Language at a school in Bognor Regis (1963-1965), he then went on to become a Professor of Creative Writing at New England College (1971–92), an American liberal arts academy that had a British campus in West Sussex.

Walker completed eight books of poetry and two each books of short stories, autobiographies and children’s books, as well as a travel book on Spain. [DES-12/21]

From the Porkopolis Archive:

  • John Cotton (1925-2003), British poet and co-founder with Walker of the poetry magazine Priapus (1967-1990).

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